LINGO OF MY INNER VOICE

Yaay!! for the first peach of the season that I ate today. I mean when I got it from my dad, I was excited like a kid literally. I have waited for it for whole one year which seems like a decade when you actually have to be patient. Obviously you can have the canned ones but they taste so artificially yuck. I saw that, I ate first bite, I thanked God (both for fruit and such loving parents) because when you are like missing something and it just comes to you as surprise then you understand the value of the blessing even if it is for a small peach. Btw peaches aren’t small, they are HUGE taste and texture. Nothing better than a juicy peach fruit.

Love is Peaches.
and Peaches are Heaven.

Life is all about living at the moment and cherishing them to the fullest. There is nothing like a big happiness or small happiness, happiness is happiness. It is as simple as that.

And ohh the heavenly love of peaches!!

I have to write this.

I went for a haircut to a salon like a week ago. Actually I like their staff very much. Every time I go there, the hairdressers do a great job though my hairstyle is always the same. This type, there was a new guy who just trimmed my hair so short that I couldn’t even make spikes out of it.. hello? But I didn’t complain because my hair growth is fast. And the amount of gel that he used on my hair was like four-times more than what I use at home.

Then the actual agony started. Whenever I go for a haircut and if I have a dense stubble, I really feeling lazy to shave at home. I told him to shave and yes you guessed it right, the foam was like so much in quantity that eventually my face was like a cake with whipped cream dressing. I mean they really want to do business or not. During that he was like,
“Aap hain toh bohat fair lekin phir aap facial karayein.”
My soul was yelling something like hello? I told him that I will come again when I will have time.

Then after that shave thing. He took some cream which smelled like bubblegum, again in hideous amounts, sprayed water so he can make a layer out of it on my face. I mean it was so gross. So oily and yuck! My face looked as if I had a heavy foundation of the brides that I completely hate. And the face massage was the only good part. I guess he just wanted all that mess to just penetrate onto my skin and I don’t know why.

Now I wonder, how can you gals go to salon and tolerate all this painful grossness.

The minute I entered my house, I just went to the sink, took LOTS of soap and tried to cleanse it all out.

So people should I go to that salon again?
or should I not go?
and if I should go, should I tell that person a no-no?

Chalo ab bakwaas bohat hogayi. I should better do some work.

Adios!

I don’t know why people like to boast about themselves. Specially when it comes to money or the superficial status. The class doesn’t come with the brands you flaunt, the car you drive or by the area where you live with fake masks. It comes with your mind, your intelligence, your personality, your opinions, your mindset and YOUR MANNERS and ethics.

I am not saying money, isn’t important but it is not everything. Not worthy enough to go all mad and ugly over it.

We are becoming everything but what we actually mean to be, humans!

The way we this world is going ahead and the way we are shaping it and ourselves utterly makes me depressed.

Nat Geo is showing some hard-hitting, eye-opening and interesting documentries from 10 till midnight today as Earth Day Special so just run to the tv and have some knowledge about the mother nature and its children.

But before that read this How Karachi celebrated the Earth Day? and mourn.

Aakhir aaj hi ke din Pakistan azaad kyun nahi huwa.
Happy Independence Day Pakistani People.
Ex-Chief Justice getting the bullshit and all other types of shit that he is now distributing all that shit into the Pakistani Awaam.
Bloody lawyers attacking the press and breaking the expensive cameras again.
Mobile Frequency Hoax which Geo presented as breaking news.
Gumnaam ka Drama aur Saas Bahu Dramas kia kam the Geo ke paas TRP ke liye.
Yeh Independence nahi toh kia hai!

Btw 15×4 Exhibition opened today. Chalo kuch toh acha huwa today.

Har confused Pakistani jo ab kuch zayada hi pak chuka hai aur chicken tikka ki tarah ban gaya hai woh roman aur urdish main hi likhta hai.

47% Faints! Chalo phir bhi shukhar hai es se zayada nahi hai.

It makes me sad.
It makes me angry-errrr.

Government and Political parties were already my pride-of-the-prejudice and now lawyers have also become blacklisted with their black coats in my list. Fighting with people of your own profession, ripping one fellow lawyer’s clothes and abusing the journalist(comprising a good chunk of international press) with swearing and violence is what they have learned from their education. Aur seekhain ge bhi kia from our useless hopeless and everything-less education system. Is this professionalism?! Sab jaahil hain kasam se, jaise bhi hon har type ke dange fasaad aur buraiyon main no.1 PHDs. Pata nahi kis baat ki shaan manatey hain. Yeh toh political stuff hai, when they make things out of religious biasness tab toh aur sharminda kar dete hain. Civilized and cultured from no angle. Arts is non-existent. Awareness is nil. Neither open-minded nor open-hearted, hote toh thori naa aisa horaha hota. People themselves are gutter. Jab dekho khud ka hi mazaak manatey hain aur phir hastey rehte hain. Pakistanis say why youth thinks they want to leave Pakistan and settle abroad, the answer is because of the bloody system and don’t ever forget it is not only government but people who make the system.

*takes a huge breath*