Jeenay Do BB

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Jeenay Do Bhutto, Pinky, BiBi, Bey or whatever you like yourself to called because there is no nazeer of yours for sure. You are the only one cut-piece there in the world after Bush and Telephone Hussain, and not to forget Meera and Paris Hilton otherwise.

Jeenay Do Benazir, you have always shouted your liver out for Democracy and now you are coming back into the power game by a deal with a military dictator.

Jeenay Do Benazir, after the decision of Mushi to drop your corruption charges. You must face the trail for all these corruption charges. Benazir Bhutto, if you are clean, should must face the trials instead of insisting that you are an innocent ‘thief’.

Thief as formerly said by the President of Pakistan and Robberer, the deserved title that Mr. Cowasjee (whom I respect a lot) has honored u with. Awaam ka paisa kha kha kar aur apne chor corrupt nakarey miyan ko Nelson Mandela of Pakistan keh kar tumko sharam nahi aayi. God help ur intelligence. Does BB even know who Mr. Mandela is and how noble he is and why he had to be jail? BB’s husband isn’t mandela, he is ganda-thela because of which he was jailed. Shameful indeed. Roti Kapda aur Makaan toh choro, you have made the awaam Shirtless and its their rightful money gives you the power actually. Please try to give some logical arguments in press rather than absurd and cheap remarks. What image of Pakistan does she want to project internationally?! Chup raho Benazir.

Ms. Bey, I confess that your rotten Urdu is a treat to listen. When you were PM, I always waited for the news on PTV to get over so I can hear ‘Is parcham ke saaye taley hum ek hain’ because after that song, it was your speech filled with utmost stupidity and constipated tone which was much hilarious than Simon Cowell’s comments that got aired. Your lack of linguistic skills provides the whole awaam of Pakistan bundles of laughter but that isn’t a good attribute for being a PM so Jeenay Do Benazir.

Jeenay Do Benazir, supporting and funding Taliban when you were in your uselessly using your power and now using the spread of that force as a reason to condemn Musharraf. Great cunningness, I must admit.

Jeenay Do Benazir because while your party workers and well-wishers(only for the reason that you sponsor them) are dancing on Sindhi tunes outside Bilawal House and you are creating provincial prejudice among people by your silly statements in the interviews.

Jeenay Do Benazir, living in London and Dubai out of your choice surely shows how patriotic and worried are you about your fellow countrymen?! *raises his eyebrows*

Are you Pakistani? You have always been America’s chamchee. Uper se you don’t even know Urdu. Okay I know that most of the Pakistani awaam don’t know the perfect Urdu but still they are far better than you. How can you be a PM when you don’t know the national language and have firangi spirit. Benazir you are the DAUGHTER of Bhutto - and not Pakistan - who SLAUGHTERS the Pakistan and its public.

Go and join White House, not for a change. That would be better because at least the innocent Pakistani public will see your true color. Jeenay Do Pinky BB.

With a serious tone, the MASOOM public doesn’t know the actual face of Politicians. We know Benazir, who always gave gaaliyan to the best of the worsts Politician, yes he is one, Musharraf is now drooling for a deal to get into power. Such a lota politics! We also know how good was Bhutto. Abusing America doesn’t do any good. Some good policies for the public surely does which I don’t think he did. He was also corrupt. Both Benazir and Nawaz had their chances where they proved themselves to be pure thags so I don’t think they should get another chance. They were there not for democracy but demo-crisis and still I don’t see any change. They should be charged for their cases and thrown out of Politics which I know is kind of impossible in our country. PPP claims that they don’t believe or respect Judiciary or Law, they want people to decide. Lolz. People who are ignorant or have been bought as a commodity buy not-so-mohtarm mohtarma.

Go Muchi Wala Mushi Go, you are the best out of the worsts. Go improve!

God help Pakistan!

PS: Freedom of speech should be respected.
PSS: I am back to blogging arena with this post. Your support and interaction is the only thing which will keep me going so do visit and comment. I will try to do same.

Daastane Dard-e-Khisko: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/30/wpak130.xml

Naraye PPP:
tareekh ka dhara paltay ga
har ghar sey bhutto niklayga

Allah na karey! Bad duyan hi de sakti hai PPP apni awaam ko. Bachao! Wapis aarahi hai Pinky Karachi Lahore lootney.

 

Pottie and Taggie

While Shakira is singing ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ and Beyone is finding her ‘Beautiful Liar’, NRP(not responsible pakistanis) Ghulam MQM not-so-rahim and Gunda Bhai Saheb are sounding insanely donkey-ish liar butts. The only good advice for all the constipated fundos are that they should do potties. And I am damn serious.

So for a change, I am not reporting anything. If you want to see my views you can read the post of Unaiza at KMB and then my comments too. For a change, I want to be happy. I love tagging.

And brownie wali heewa wants to fill this tag and I am like anytime buddy.

three things that scare me:

1. Hurting and losing my loved ones.
2. Failure of not putting my best in something.
3. Heights, Water and Dogs(our family doesn’t get along with them).

three people who make me laugh:

1. I’ll say… myself. lol
2. Paindoos
3. People like Fasi Zaka and NFP

three things i love:

1. Art and Philosophy - photography, movies, music
2. reading and writing
3. self-development seminars (aspiring to be a trainer)

three things i hate:

1. Sinus
2. The monkey man - George W. Bush
3. the narrowminded unethical SICK people
(I guess 2 and 3 are more sort of THINGS than humans)

three things i don’t understand:

1. how can you live your life without any purpose!
2. how can people neglect their parents!
3. frandship requests from strangers, saas bahu dramas, insane materialsm and consumerism

three things on my desk:

1. mess (papers, stationary, tissues, spray bottle, prepay card that I have already used, 10 rupees note, law notes, used battery cell, nic copy and other useless things —> damn I can’t find my specs)
2. my adorable CANON A620 Digital Camera
3. my cellphone

three things i am doing right now:

1. playing with the dandruff in my hair.
2. watching Abida Parveen’s Mind-Blowing Performace of The Aurora Awards at HUMTV.
3. worrying about exams for which I haven’t even start preparing.

three things i want to do before i die:

1.
2. live alone.
3. live in florence for a month. ( like a queen, i might add :P)

three things i can do:

1. write
2. speak
3. create

three things you should listen to:

1. Abida Parveen’s Music seriously!
2. your consciousness, inner voice, human values whatever you name it.
3. the wisdom of others, and yours too.

three things i’d like to learn:

1. Salsa
2. Film Making
3. Overcoming the fears and procrastination

three favourite foods:

Now this is cheating only 3.
1. Okay I start with DHOKHRA
2. biryani, karahi, pizza — all chicken-ish
3. peaches, cake and donuts

three beverages i drink regularly:

1. water
2. water
3. water
Btw I can drink peach juice everyday if it wasn’t a seasonal food.

three tv shows/books i read as a child:

1. There was one book called SHARING. That was my first book that I issued from a library and read it like bazillion times. I went there again few days ago and read it again, just to cherish the memories.
2. There was some PTV program on Science. (Yes I was born nerd.)
3. Hum Paanch =p (We didn’t had the cable television then so I used to rent it’s videos =p) Then there was also pink panther, popeye, tom and jerry, swat kats and puppet shows.

I tag:

Unaiza, Zenia, Sid and Fairy Dust

 

Fear of Friday, the 13th

Aakhir aaj hi ke din Pakistan azaad kyun nahi huwa.
Happy Independence Day Pakistani People.
Ex-Chief Justice getting the bullshit and all other types of shit that he is now distributing all that shit into the Pakistani Awaam.
Bloody lawyers attacking the press and breaking the expensive cameras again.
Mobile Frequency Hoax which Geo presented as breaking news.
Gumnaam ka Drama aur Saas Bahu Dramas kia kam the Geo ke paas TRP ke liye.
Yeh Independence nahi toh kia hai!

Btw 15×4 Exhibition opened today. Chalo kuch toh acha huwa today.

Har confused Pakistani jo ab kuch zayada hi pak chuka hai aur chicken tikka ki tarah ban gaya hai woh roman aur urdish main hi likhta hai.

Arey, you are 47% Pakistani!

 

Not bad, but not good enough to call yourself a real Pakistani either! You seem more London than Lahore, so why not try wearing a shalwar kameez for a week and maybe that’ll bump up your rating…

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47% Faints! Chalo phir bhi shukhar hai es se zayada nahi hai.

 

Har cheez main CONFUSED.

It makes me sad.
It makes me angry-errrr.

Government and Political parties were already my pride-of-the-prejudice and now lawyers have also become blacklisted with their black coats in my list. Fighting with people of your own profession, ripping one fellow lawyer’s clothes and abusing the journalist(comprising a good chunk of international press) with swearing and violence is what they have learned from their education. Aur seekhain ge bhi kia from our useless hopeless and everything-less education system. Is this professionalism?! Sab jaahil hain kasam se, jaise bhi hon har type ke dange fasaad aur buraiyon main no.1 PHDs. Pata nahi kis baat ki shaan manatey hain. Yeh toh political stuff hai, when they make things out of religious biasness tab toh aur sharminda kar dete hain. Civilized and cultured from no angle. Arts is non-existent. Awareness is nil. Neither open-minded nor open-hearted, hote toh thori naa aisa horaha hota. People themselves are gutter. Jab dekho khud ka hi mazaak manatey hain aur phir hastey rehte hain. Pakistanis say why youth thinks they want to leave Pakistan and settle abroad, the answer is because of the bloody system and don’t ever forget it is not only government but people who make the system.

*takes a huge breath*

 

Mujhe koi es gutter se nikalo!! (Part two)

This time literally.

When it’s raining, and the person sitting next to you in the bus is sleepy, one uncle is continuously talking with a young stranger and the stranger is completely bored and irritated, one person is complaining about the condition of roads, other person is fighting with other person on the year in which it rained the most in Karachi, and I am laughing seeing people’s condition/misery and what is awaiting for me next. Can it be funnier than this?

It rained for I guess only 50 or so minutes or maybe even less and the whole karachi screwed up. The area where I live a.k.a. North was flooding, literally flooding. Sab kuch todh ke rakh diya, khushaal pakistan my foot, jaisa hai aisa bhi rehne dain toh ganeemat hai! Half of me is in the water, muddy, gross, gutter water and that also floating with God knows where will be the potholes. Why the hell did I decide to wear those off-white pants?! By the time, I was home, it was equivalent to light-poo colored. Cars stuck, kids on the road screaming and all helpless. I had to cross roads filled with water. At every crossroad, waited for 10 minutes to figure out how to pass safely. People makes facing, abusing authorities and what not and yours truly is smiling, not only smiling by laughing.

Pehle toh khuda ke vaastey es tarah ki todh podh ban karo. Sewerage lines ban karo taakey humko gutter main rehne ki pakki addat hojaye aur aisey experiences ko hum roz enjoy karein

En sab se pehle Cricket ko ban karo. Kasam se hamari nakara team se toh gali main bachey acha khelte and that without any lassi, coach or doping. Coach bichare ko bhi heartache de diya. Coach aur en faarig logon per jitne paise lagate hain utna hi education per lagao phir dekho. Waisey hi I hate cricket, ab toh I hate it even more. Aur hamarey log, they rely on cricket team as if they will change the course of the world. Cricket team jeetay gi toh bhi tumhain kuch nahi milne wala material or immaterial. Agar satta lagaya hoga public ne toh bhi nahi kuch mile ga, ulta paise doob jaye ge kyunke yeh team manhoos hai jaise kyunke saas bhi kabhi bahu thi hai! Sab kuch ban kardo. I guess es law-minister ki besharmi ke baad aur en sab harqaton ke baad mujhe bhi kuch gaaliyaan seekh leni chahiye. Achi investment hogi, it will pay off really nicely I guess. Kaam ayegi sach main. Aur added advantage ban bhi nahi hogi.

Sab kuch ban kardo. Now soon a day will come when will be proudly called banistan, corruptistan, blacklisted-istan. Our country needs surf-excel kyunke daag toh achey hote hain. Where are we heading? Read the board, Welcome to gutter-land.

Aur main tumlogon ko itni entertainment de raha hoon do posts se, koi toh bolo it makes you laugh. Ek toh waise hi koi comment karta nahi hai. Kitne kanjuice ho sab. Btw if that criteria makes you that juicy creature then I am the Kanjuice-st of all =p

 

Mujhe koi es Gutter se nikalo!

The worst thing happened to ‘Media and Information’ in few past years is PEMRA and PTA. PEMRA has done a complete satyanas of Television Channels by allowing them to air everything undesirable including saas bahu dramas and banning all that which should be showed like opinions on the current justice drama. Whereas, PTA is already famous from banning everything blindly. This is so sad that our higher authorities don’t have brains enough to do things strategically and sanely. Those authorities just want to protect government’s image in e-burkhas which never work. Saarey blogs ko ban kardiya hadh hogayi. Loose Motions!

Enlightened Moderation, my foot, see the language of Law Minister with all the freedom of dirty speech and when it comes to general public’s freedom of speech, it is completely absent. Even if you want to write or speak responsibly and honestly kick/ban/shameshame is all you’ll get. And what has happened now, has even taken all the respect I had for our president. Though he has done alot for the country but with Double standards, Kachra!

In all this mess uper se, this DIS-’connect communications’ DSL has done all the khanakharab of my blog. I can’t access it without proxy and I am completely outdated and started to lose interest. Allah janey humlogon ka kya hoga?

 

I know this would not make sense. Making sense isn’t always necessary in blogging anyways.

I just hate lies and aggeration.

Man if you have courage then say it on face and with honesty or just donot say it. Why do you have to lie for small things. Can’t you be thankful?! Whatever you are be proud of it. You don’t need to put everything in public about your life and you don’t need to sulk if you are satisfied with the way you are. Give respect to everyone. You are not alone nor perfect. All this make your own image bad, if you care!

And then the jerk in me, won’t let me seal my lips until I listen what I want to listen or at least I get a weak point from that person’s mouth. When will people understand meaning of honesty and assertiveness and when the hell will I learn to chill and not be that serious. Repeating mistakes is not good.

God wants his creature to be patient and to improve, then why humans don’t like to hear bad about them? (I will write something lyrical about it laters)

Still I love you and I am sorry. I don’t want you to be unthankful, complaining, regretting or sulking. I don’t want you to be sorry and gloomy. Just that!

-Applicable to both real and netizens-