Weirdo Tag

Tagged by Asma Jee

Before I proceed, here are the rules,
1. Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog. Done
2. Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself. Done
3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Hell ya!
4. Let each person know that they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog. Pagal samjha hai. I am in middle of exam preparation or maybe faking it.
Anyway I’m not all rules-obeying-person.

If you are a heart patient or have signs of prejudice viral infection, please leave now or you can continue.

1. I love color orange. I just adore it. I am now finding blue as a very neutral and boring color. Once I had a full wadrobe filled with blue shirts. Once a friend asked, ‘tumhare paas koi aur rang ke kapde nahi hai.. aaj bhi blue!’

2. I love cockroaches and the mess in general. Nobody can entire my room without getting shocked and make my mom feeling embarrassed. I never care.

3. I had my eye-brow pierced but it didnt last long. I miss it. Now I want electric blue streaks.

4. People say I am nerd + serious + wacky person. Yes I am actually. I want to do so much in life that sometimes people see me as dedicated and I find myself confused.

5. I love art films especially short films. Yes that makes me mad.

6. I don’t like playing any sport. Except the indoor ones like scrabble, dabu etc.

7. I hate cutting my nails and everybody then complains. I don’t have the freaking time man.

I did this tag before too but I can’t trace the link now.

So, I hereby tag first seven commenters. Lol either people won’t comment or they might already have done this. Btw my blog isn’t that popular so no worries =p

Ciao!!

 

Jeenay Do BB

You can also read this post here: Chowk - Jeenay Do BB

Jeenay Do Bhutto, Pinky, BiBi, Bey or whatever you like yourself to called because there is no nazeer of yours for sure. You are the only one cut-piece there in the world after Bush and Telephone Hussain, and not to forget Meera and Paris Hilton otherwise.

Jeenay Do Benazir, you have always shouted your liver out for Democracy and now you are coming back into the power game by a deal with a military dictator.

Jeenay Do Benazir, after the decision of Mushi to drop your corruption charges. You must face the trail for all these corruption charges. Benazir Bhutto, if you are clean, should must face the trials instead of insisting that you are an innocent ‘thief’.

Thief as formerly said by the President of Pakistan and Robberer, the deserved title that Mr. Cowasjee (whom I respect a lot) has honored u with. Awaam ka paisa kha kha kar aur apne chor corrupt nakarey miyan ko Nelson Mandela of Pakistan keh kar tumko sharam nahi aayi. God help ur intelligence. Does BB even know who Mr. Mandela is and how noble he is and why he had to be jail? BB’s husband isn’t mandela, he is ganda-thela because of which he was jailed. Shameful indeed. Roti Kapda aur Makaan toh choro, you have made the awaam Shirtless and its their rightful money gives you the power actually. Please try to give some logical arguments in press rather than absurd and cheap remarks. What image of Pakistan does she want to project internationally?! Chup raho Benazir.

Ms. Bey, I confess that your rotten Urdu is a treat to listen. When you were PM, I always waited for the news on PTV to get over so I can hear ‘Is parcham ke saaye taley hum ek hain’ because after that song, it was your speech filled with utmost stupidity and constipated tone which was much hilarious than Simon Cowell’s comments that got aired. Your lack of linguistic skills provides the whole awaam of Pakistan bundles of laughter but that isn’t a good attribute for being a PM so Jeenay Do Benazir.

Jeenay Do Benazir, supporting and funding Taliban when you were in your uselessly using your power and now using the spread of that force as a reason to condemn Musharraf. Great cunningness, I must admit.

Jeenay Do Benazir because while your party workers and well-wishers(only for the reason that you sponsor them) are dancing on Sindhi tunes outside Bilawal House and you are creating provincial prejudice among people by your silly statements in the interviews.

Jeenay Do Benazir, living in London and Dubai out of your choice surely shows how patriotic and worried are you about your fellow countrymen?! *raises his eyebrows*

Are you Pakistani? You have always been America’s chamchee. Uper se you don’t even know Urdu. Okay I know that most of the Pakistani awaam don’t know the perfect Urdu but still they are far better than you. How can you be a PM when you don’t know the national language and have firangi spirit. Benazir you are the DAUGHTER of Bhutto - and not Pakistan - who SLAUGHTERS the Pakistan and its public.

Go and join White House, not for a change. That would be better because at least the innocent Pakistani public will see your true color. Jeenay Do Pinky BB.

With a serious tone, the MASOOM public doesn’t know the actual face of Politicians. We know Benazir, who always gave gaaliyan to the best of the worsts Politician, yes he is one, Musharraf is now drooling for a deal to get into power. Such a lota politics! We also know how good was Bhutto. Abusing America doesn’t do any good. Some good policies for the public surely does which I don’t think he did. He was also corrupt. Both Benazir and Nawaz had their chances where they proved themselves to be pure thags so I don’t think they should get another chance. They were there not for democracy but demo-crisis and still I don’t see any change. They should be charged for their cases and thrown out of Politics which I know is kind of impossible in our country. PPP claims that they don’t believe or respect Judiciary or Law, they want people to decide. Lolz. People who are ignorant or have been bought as a commodity buy not-so-mohtarm mohtarma.

Go Muchi Wala Mushi Go, you are the best out of the worsts. Go improve!

God help Pakistan!

PS: Freedom of speech should be respected.
PSS: I am back to blogging arena with this post. Your support and interaction is the only thing which will keep me going so do visit and comment. I will try to do same.

Daastane Dard-e-Khisko: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/30/wpak130.xml

Naraye PPP:
tareekh ka dhara paltay ga
har ghar sey bhutto niklayga

Allah na karey! Bad duyan hi de sakti hai PPP apni awaam ko. Bachao! Wapis aarahi hai Pinky Karachi Lahore lootney.

 

The most thought provoking lyrics ever.

assalaam vaalekum, vaalekum assalaam - 4
har insaan ne kabhi na kabhi kisi na kisi se pyaar kiya hai
maine, aap sabne, toh usi pyaar ke naam zindagi kurbaan
[mohatarama
(jab aaye saamne najro ke tum (mohatarama)
honsho hawaas mere ho jaaye gum) - 2
duaaye karu, main sajda karu, yahi main kahu
assalaam vaalekum, vaalekum assalaam - 4] - 2

assalaam vaalekum, vaalekum assalaam
teri kashish tadpaati hai, dard-e-dil ye badhaati hai
betaabi ke aalam se, sehno ja yeh tarsaati hai
awaara armaano ki manzil tum, deewaane lamho ki ho mehfil tum - 2
(mere jasbaat mein tum ho rawa (mohatarama)
tum pe kurbaan hai dil ka jahaan (mohatarama)) - 2
duaaye karu, main sajda karu, yahi main kahu
assalaam vaalekum, vaalekum assalaam - 2

yaadon ki tanhaayi mein, jajbo ki gehraayi mein
ehsaason ki sargarmi hai, tere khaabon ki parchaayi mein
dard-e-mohabbbat ka hai yeh jaadoo, betaabiyaan hai meri bekaabu - 2
(tumse deewaangi ka hai nasha (mohatarama)
pehele deedar se mein hoon fida (mohatarama)) - 2
duaaye karu, main sajda karu, yahi main kahu
assalaam vaalekum, vaalekum assalaam - 2
mohatarama….

The most irritating tune and most constipated vocals ever by a male mohtarma.

PS: Please don’t leave my blog. Do visit it again! I promise you wont see such thing in next post for sure.

 

Mano Talkies

Mano says:
chup
Raheel says:
dumdeedumdum
Mano says:
im so jealous!
Mano says:
you always write gujarti on fahad’s wall
Mano says:
but never on mine! :@
Raheel says:
yaa
Raheel says:
next time I would write chinese on your wall
Raheel says:
happy?
Mano says:
no!
Mano says:
guju!
Mano says:
lol
Mano says:
no chinese
Raheel says:
okay punjabi?
Mano says:
nahin bay nahin
Mano says:
sirf guju
Raheel says:
bhojpuri?
Mano says:
NO NO NO
Mano says:
lol
Raheel says:
but its all english!
Mano says:
whatever =p
Raheel says:
u r so confused!
Mano says:
so are you =p

I also have a post-post convo but I will resist the temptation of posting it here or else Maria will kill me through net.

 

Foodie Junkie

Today I ate:

from subah
1. Samosa which was a treat for our teacher.

dupair
2. Two plates of Peri Peri Rice with raita

shaam
3. One chicken pattie

raat
4. Two plates of Peri Peri Rice with raita
5. Chola Sandwich
7. Bun Kabab with potato chips
8. Three chicken patties
9. Mango Milkshake
10. Plain Fruit Salad

Now I am feeling like I would burst any moment. Allah reham karey!

Listening:
Not falling apart - Maroon 5
Songs of Album ROUGH CUT

Reading:
What you need to read before exams?

 

Pottie and Taggie

While Shakira is singing ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ and Beyone is finding her ‘Beautiful Liar’, NRP(not responsible pakistanis) Ghulam MQM not-so-rahim and Gunda Bhai Saheb are sounding insanely donkey-ish liar butts. The only good advice for all the constipated fundos are that they should do potties. And I am damn serious.

So for a change, I am not reporting anything. If you want to see my views you can read the post of Unaiza at KMB and then my comments too. For a change, I want to be happy. I love tagging.

And brownie wali heewa wants to fill this tag and I am like anytime buddy.

three things that scare me:

1. Hurting and losing my loved ones.
2. Failure of not putting my best in something.
3. Heights, Water and Dogs(our family doesn’t get along with them).

three people who make me laugh:

1. I’ll say… myself. lol
2. Paindoos
3. People like Fasi Zaka and NFP

three things i love:

1. Art and Philosophy - photography, movies, music
2. reading and writing
3. self-development seminars (aspiring to be a trainer)

three things i hate:

1. Sinus
2. The monkey man - George W. Bush
3. the narrowminded unethical SICK people
(I guess 2 and 3 are more sort of THINGS than humans)

three things i don’t understand:

1. how can you live your life without any purpose!
2. how can people neglect their parents!
3. frandship requests from strangers, saas bahu dramas, insane materialsm and consumerism

three things on my desk:

1. mess (papers, stationary, tissues, spray bottle, prepay card that I have already used, 10 rupees note, law notes, used battery cell, nic copy and other useless things —> damn I can’t find my specs)
2. my adorable CANON A620 Digital Camera
3. my cellphone

three things i am doing right now:

1. playing with the dandruff in my hair.
2. watching Abida Parveen’s Mind-Blowing Performace of The Aurora Awards at HUMTV.
3. worrying about exams for which I haven’t even start preparing.

three things i want to do before i die:

1.
2. live alone.
3. live in florence for a month. ( like a queen, i might add :P)

three things i can do:

1. write
2. speak
3. create

three things you should listen to:

1. Abida Parveen’s Music seriously!
2. your consciousness, inner voice, human values whatever you name it.
3. the wisdom of others, and yours too.

three things i’d like to learn:

1. Salsa
2. Film Making
3. Overcoming the fears and procrastination

three favourite foods:

Now this is cheating only 3.
1. Okay I start with DHOKHRA
2. biryani, karahi, pizza — all chicken-ish
3. peaches, cake and donuts

three beverages i drink regularly:

1. water
2. water
3. water
Btw I can drink peach juice everyday if it wasn’t a seasonal food.

three tv shows/books i read as a child:

1. There was one book called SHARING. That was my first book that I issued from a library and read it like bazillion times. I went there again few days ago and read it again, just to cherish the memories.
2. There was some PTV program on Science. (Yes I was born nerd.)
3. Hum Paanch =p (We didn’t had the cable television then so I used to rent it’s videos =p) Then there was also pink panther, popeye, tom and jerry, swat kats and puppet shows.

I tag:

Unaiza, Zenia, Sid and Fairy Dust

 

The Painful Experience

I have to write this.

I went for a haircut to a salon like a week ago. Actually I like their staff very much. Every time I go there, the hairdressers do a great job though my hairstyle is always the same. This type, there was a new guy who just trimmed my hair so short that I couldn’t even make spikes out of it.. hello? But I didn’t complain because my hair growth is fast. And the amount of gel that he used on my hair was like four-times more than what I use at home.

Then the actual agony started. Whenever I go for a haircut and if I have a dense stubble, I really feeling lazy to shave at home. I told him to shave and yes you guessed it right, the foam was like so much in quantity that eventually my face was like a cake with whipped cream dressing. I mean they really want to do business or not. During that he was like,
“Aap hain toh bohat fair lekin phir aap facial karayein.”
My soul was yelling something like hello? I told him that I will come again when I will have time.

Then after that shave thing. He took some cream which smelled like bubblegum, again in hideous amounts, sprayed water so he can make a layer out of it on my face. I mean it was so gross. So oily and yuck! My face looked as if I had a heavy foundation of the brides that I completely hate. And the face massage was the only good part. I guess he just wanted all that mess to just penetrate onto my skin and I don’t know why.

Now I wonder, how can you gals go to salon and tolerate all this painful grossness.

The minute I entered my house, I just went to the sink, took LOTS of soap and tried to cleanse it all out.

So people should I go to that salon again?
or should I not go?
and if I should go, should I tell that person a no-no?

Chalo ab bakwaas bohat hogayi. I should better do some work.

Adios!

 

Fear of Friday, the 13th

Aakhir aaj hi ke din Pakistan azaad kyun nahi huwa.
Happy Independence Day Pakistani People.
Ex-Chief Justice getting the bullshit and all other types of shit that he is now distributing all that shit into the Pakistani Awaam.
Bloody lawyers attacking the press and breaking the expensive cameras again.
Mobile Frequency Hoax which Geo presented as breaking news.
Gumnaam ka Drama aur Saas Bahu Dramas kia kam the Geo ke paas TRP ke liye.
Yeh Independence nahi toh kia hai!

Btw 15×4 Exhibition opened today. Chalo kuch toh acha huwa today.

Har confused Pakistani jo ab kuch zayada hi pak chuka hai aur chicken tikka ki tarah ban gaya hai woh roman aur urdish main hi likhta hai.

Arey, you are 47% Pakistani!

 

Not bad, but not good enough to call yourself a real Pakistani either! You seem more London than Lahore, so why not try wearing a shalwar kameez for a week and maybe that’ll bump up your rating…

How Pakistani are you? (first class number one!)
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47% Faints! Chalo phir bhi shukhar hai es se zayada nahi hai.

 

Har cheez main CONFUSED.

It makes me sad.
It makes me angry-errrr.

Government and Political parties were already my pride-of-the-prejudice and now lawyers have also become blacklisted with their black coats in my list. Fighting with people of your own profession, ripping one fellow lawyer’s clothes and abusing the journalist(comprising a good chunk of international press) with swearing and violence is what they have learned from their education. Aur seekhain ge bhi kia from our useless hopeless and everything-less education system. Is this professionalism?! Sab jaahil hain kasam se, jaise bhi hon har type ke dange fasaad aur buraiyon main no.1 PHDs. Pata nahi kis baat ki shaan manatey hain. Yeh toh political stuff hai, when they make things out of religious biasness tab toh aur sharminda kar dete hain. Civilized and cultured from no angle. Arts is non-existent. Awareness is nil. Neither open-minded nor open-hearted, hote toh thori naa aisa horaha hota. People themselves are gutter. Jab dekho khud ka hi mazaak manatey hain aur phir hastey rehte hain. Pakistanis say why youth thinks they want to leave Pakistan and settle abroad, the answer is because of the bloody system and don’t ever forget it is not only government but people who make the system.

*takes a huge breath*

 

Shame Shame!

We now know that it wasn’t a natural death but still posting these stolen lines from somewhere. I love ‘em =D. Whateva the case maybe, this still holds true.