Weirdo Tag

Tagged by Asma Jee

Before I proceed, here are the rules,
1. Link to the person that tagged you, and post the rules on your blog. Done
2. Share 7 random and/or weird facts about yourself. Done
3. Tag 7 random people at the end of your post, and include links to their blogs. Hell ya!
4. Let each person know that they’ve been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog. Pagal samjha hai. I am in middle of exam preparation or maybe faking it.
Anyway I’m not all rules-obeying-person.

If you are a heart patient or have signs of prejudice viral infection, please leave now or you can continue.

1. I love color orange. I just adore it. I am now finding blue as a very neutral and boring color. Once I had a full wadrobe filled with blue shirts. Once a friend asked, ‘tumhare paas koi aur rang ke kapde nahi hai.. aaj bhi blue!’

2. I love cockroaches and the mess in general. Nobody can entire my room without getting shocked and make my mom feeling embarrassed. I never care.

3. I had my eye-brow pierced but it didnt last long. I miss it. Now I want electric blue streaks.

4. People say I am nerd + serious + wacky person. Yes I am actually. I want to do so much in life that sometimes people see me as dedicated and I find myself confused.

5. I love art films especially short films. Yes that makes me mad.

6. I don’t like playing any sport. Except the indoor ones like scrabble, dabu etc.

7. I hate cutting my nails and everybody then complains. I don’t have the freaking time man.

I did this tag before too but I can’t trace the link now.

So, I hereby tag first seven commenters. Lol either people won’t comment or they might already have done this. Btw my blog isn’t that popular so no worries =p

Ciao!!

 

Tag by Fi Fi

1.Pick out a scar you have, and explain how you got it? now a scar actually. just a point left from my eyebrow piercing. I so miss it. *cries*

2. What does your phone look like? It would get worse and worse day by day because it is accident prone or its just that I like dropping things.

3.What is on the walls of your bedroom? Paint =p

4. What is your current desktop picture? It says. Hello. I am freaking Computer. Designed by Dehog.

5. Do you believe in gay marriage? I don’t believe in them.

6. What do you want more than anything right now? Nothing as such. I wanted those Rimax iVision goggles that I can’t find. And yes a complete qualification and satisfying job.. Just that. *faints*

7. What time were you born? 1:10 AM

8. Last person who made you cry? Me myself =p

9. What is your favorite perfume/cologne? perfume? Tommy Hilfiger in Cologne and Red Spice in Body Spray.

10. What kind of hair/eye color do you like in the opposite sex? Fuschia Pink

11. What are you listening to? Slow songs and banging of kitchen utensils

12. Do you get scared of the dark? In the initial moments of power failure. I think why aint can I see anything and then I relax.

13. Do you like pain killers? I don’t like pains.

14. Are you too shy to ask someone out? not interested in that.

15. If you could eat anything right now, what would it be? Dunkin Donuts Boston Creme one! I love the chocolate at the top and filling inside yummy.

16. Who was the last person you made mad? My students =p

18. Who was the last person who made you smile? I smile a lot actually. Does that answer the question. Is this a tag or a memory test? Okay ya, I forget things easily. I don’t even remember people’s names.

17. Is anyone in love with you? They better know it.

I tag Asma, Unaiza, Khawab, Sid, Sadia, Shahzad and Absar.

 

Have You Ever? — Tagged by Sad-dia

Stolen a Car: Do you mean those Dinky Toy Cars?!

Been in Love: I wish I could confess.

Been in a fist fight: Not really, slaps and pinches does all that for me.

Had feelings for someone who didn’t have them back?: No. I am dumb.

Been to Canada: No.

Purposefully tried to set yourself on fire: Shit, the naked kitty is on fire.. brb!

- Back -

Taken pain killers: Yes I do. They kill pain but if take them for long they will kill u.

Been Lonely: Everyday.

Felt an Earthquake: Yes. I am too imaginative!

Been misunderstood: OMG, HELL LOT OF TIMES! Don’t want to remember them.

Been in a car accident: Yes when I was in third standard, our school van got into an accident and the front glass was shattered in pieces but luckily I only had some problem with my front teeth. And one my friend forgot to unlock the handle lock of his basanti and here we were in the middle of a street laughing our ass off and people thinking we were psychos.

Walked the streets drunk: Dehydrated.

Swum in the ocean: I have phobia of deep water.

I tag: Asma, Dehog, Khawab, Unaiza, Sid, Hira* and Heewa.

 

Pottie and Taggie

While Shakira is singing ‘Hips Don’t Lie’ and Beyone is finding her ‘Beautiful Liar’, NRP(not responsible pakistanis) Ghulam MQM not-so-rahim and Gunda Bhai Saheb are sounding insanely donkey-ish liar butts. The only good advice for all the constipated fundos are that they should do potties. And I am damn serious.

So for a change, I am not reporting anything. If you want to see my views you can read the post of Unaiza at KMB and then my comments too. For a change, I want to be happy. I love tagging.

And brownie wali heewa wants to fill this tag and I am like anytime buddy.

three things that scare me:

1. Hurting and losing my loved ones.
2. Failure of not putting my best in something.
3. Heights, Water and Dogs(our family doesn’t get along with them).

three people who make me laugh:

1. I’ll say… myself. lol
2. Paindoos
3. People like Fasi Zaka and NFP

three things i love:

1. Art and Philosophy - photography, movies, music
2. reading and writing
3. self-development seminars (aspiring to be a trainer)

three things i hate:

1. Sinus
2. The monkey man - George W. Bush
3. the narrowminded unethical SICK people
(I guess 2 and 3 are more sort of THINGS than humans)

three things i don’t understand:

1. how can you live your life without any purpose!
2. how can people neglect their parents!
3. frandship requests from strangers, saas bahu dramas, insane materialsm and consumerism

three things on my desk:

1. mess (papers, stationary, tissues, spray bottle, prepay card that I have already used, 10 rupees note, law notes, used battery cell, nic copy and other useless things —> damn I can’t find my specs)
2. my adorable CANON A620 Digital Camera
3. my cellphone

three things i am doing right now:

1. playing with the dandruff in my hair.
2. watching Abida Parveen’s Mind-Blowing Performace of The Aurora Awards at HUMTV.
3. worrying about exams for which I haven’t even start preparing.

three things i want to do before i die:

1.
2. live alone.
3. live in florence for a month. ( like a queen, i might add :P)

three things i can do:

1. write
2. speak
3. create

three things you should listen to:

1. Abida Parveen’s Music seriously!
2. your consciousness, inner voice, human values whatever you name it.
3. the wisdom of others, and yours too.

three things i’d like to learn:

1. Salsa
2. Film Making
3. Overcoming the fears and procrastination

three favourite foods:

Now this is cheating only 3.
1. Okay I start with DHOKHRA
2. biryani, karahi, pizza — all chicken-ish
3. peaches, cake and donuts

three beverages i drink regularly:

1. water
2. water
3. water
Btw I can drink peach juice everyday if it wasn’t a seasonal food.

three tv shows/books i read as a child:

1. There was one book called SHARING. That was my first book that I issued from a library and read it like bazillion times. I went there again few days ago and read it again, just to cherish the memories.
2. There was some PTV program on Science. (Yes I was born nerd.)
3. Hum Paanch =p (We didn’t had the cable television then so I used to rent it’s videos =p) Then there was also pink panther, popeye, tom and jerry, swat kats and puppet shows.

I tag:

Unaiza, Zenia, Sid and Fairy Dust

 

My Visual DNA

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I want to write a post which is pending for a month. I hope I can write it ASAP now

 

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PART I

If you have read my blog before, You must know how much I love tagging. This time I tagged myself to tag this. All the people in the sidebar are tagged too. There are few left. I want everyone to get switched to wordpress.

If I were..
If I were a month I would be:
December though my birthday is in August so any of ‘em will do =p

If I were a day of the week I would be:
Friday

If I were a time of day I would be:
Sunset

If I were a planet I would be:
Jupiter

If I were an animal I would be:
Any White Bird

If I were a direction I would be:
North

If I were a piece of furniture I would be:
Couch

If I were a sin I would be:
Sarcasm

If I were a historical figure I would be:
I had three white hair since birth so I am already a historical figure. That is what people say everytime I slip this fact out from my mouth.

If I were a liquid I would be:
Coffee

If I were a tree I would be:
A tree with a hug trunk which you can hug.

If I were a flower/plant I would be:
Motya

If I were a kind of weather I would be:
Winter

If I were a musical instrument I would be:
Guitar or Sitaar

If I were an emotion I would be:
Hope

If I were a color I would be:
Orange

If I were a vegetable/fruit I would be:
Peach

If I were a sound I would be:
Music and if you don’t consider it sound then Laughter

If I were an element I would be:
Water

If I were a car I would be:
Toyota Corrolla

If I were a song I would be:
Yeh Honsla Kaise Jhukey - DOR
until anything else inspires me
but If I had to be a composition I would be..
She will be loved - Maroon 5

If I were a movie I would be directed by:
Mehreen Jabbar

If I were a book I would be written by:
Paulo Coelho because Kahlil Gibran is dead.

If I were a food I would be:
Chocolate

If I were a place I would be:
Paris/New York

If I were a material I would be:
Jute

If I were a taste I would be
Bitter-Sweet

If I were a scent I would be:
Beach Breeze

If I were a word I would be:
Creativity

If I were an object I would be:
Camera

If I were a body part I would be:
Eyes

If I were a facial expression I would be:
A sad stare

If I were a cartoon character I would be:
Uncle Fester, you can’t be anything more fun and crazy

If I were a shape I would be a:
Leaf

If I were a number I would be:
1.0

PART II
Today is our high school convocation. Though it should have happened two years before but its better late than never. I am so excited, just to meet friends and all. I hope the night goes great. Horoscope says you will party all night with friends. W00t! I so seriously miss campus life.

PART III
Just came back from convocation. It was good meeting people. Old schoolmates. Specially those who I met actually after 2 years.. doosrey toh milte rehte hain idhar udhar. It was more of an annual dinner than a convocation. Shukhar hai we got a momento, kuch toh rahega college ki taraf se kuch memories main. I was loud as ever, even with the sore throat. Talking and blabbering about endless stupid childish things. I think I should grow up and talk lil less and make those serious faces. Naa! God help me and people around me - why do I have such a personality. Just spend one day with me and you’ll know how crazy and different I am, both in a good and bad(thinks about it again) way. Ohh and the girls liked my eye-brow piercing even those who said that I will look bad if I get it.. Yaay!! Now my throat hurts and my head aches so I better sleep.