silky stupidity

Resham, one of the actresses of the lame and lousy lollywood- inshort paki film industry. I was watching a program named KATEHRA on AryOne World. There was Resham who was trying to justify the accusations held by Moin Akhter on her. That was really funny as we can get the highest degree of lousiness from Resham and all those finger-pointing of Moin.

Some of the lamest things which Resham said:

* Syed Noor ne muje break diya aur phir maar daala… unho ne mujhe damage kardiya

* Allah ye kis-ney keh diya aap se (she was irritated)

* Actress apne aap ko number one kehti hai, jiski movie hit us hafte woh number one, kabhi mein no.1 aur doosra zero.. mujhe pata hai aisi actress(o) ke baare mein jo larayian karti rehti hai

* cha-raac-ter ko audh lo aur pehan lo

* bhai jee, mujhe apna kitchen bhi chalana hai (lmao)

* mein set per itni beemar hogayi, mera BP itna low hogaya ke maine doosri actress(o) ko kaha ke MUJHE APNA KHANA DEDO WARNA MERI DEEATH HOJAYE GI (even more lmao)

* mein itni nazook si larki kia kisi ko maaroon gi (duh!)

* Silver screen jahan mein kaam karahi hoon, showbiz ka end hai(yes.. dead end, no way out)

* creeeetically..(was supposed to say critically)

* meri english bhi achi hai, aur aap kia samjhte hain mein shahrukh ki tarah eng nahi bol sakti, meri puri speech ki practice eng mein thi zee cine awards mein lekin maine ain moment per urdu bol, (moin said.. shaid isliye ke aap bhul gayeen thi), nahin jee meri ma-mory(memory) bhi bohat achi hai

* mujhe lagta hai mujhe toh ab tak kaam karna aya hi nahi (very true..)

conclusion:-

* resham=lame

* self-praising parrot

* has very bad paindoo-ish english

* how can she dare to say anything negative about Shahrukh Khan?

* why am i writing this shit stuff?

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