Dishum Dishum

Once, Newton came to Pakistan and watched a few Lollywood movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything he had done.

In the movies of Sultan Rahi(a punjabi actor), Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes

1) Sultan Rahi has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’t be cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Sultan Rahi is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bullet passes through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured!

Long Live Sultan Rahi!

2) In another movie, Sultan Rahi is confronted with 3 gangsters. Sultan Rahi has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. Guess, what he does? He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both the gangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife kills the middle one.

3) Sultan Rahi is chased by a gangster. Sultan Rahi has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations. He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots,Sultan Rahi opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires his gun.Bang… the gangster dies…

This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!

The ‘climax’ finally arrives.

Sultan Rahi gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Sultan Rahi can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Sultan Rahi has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?) Sultan Rahi suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets. He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air. The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.

Newton commits suicide…

9 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. khawab
    Nov 13, 2005 @ 15:08:00

    uuuuuuuufffffffff etni lambi post…..
    its 2am here…… belkol bi dil nahi kar raha kuch bi read karne koo 😛
    hehehehehee maf kar dehna

  2. Papigiulio
    Nov 14, 2005 @ 01:50:00

    huh did this really happen? 😛

  3. Asma
    Nov 14, 2005 @ 10:22:00

    LOLZ , I want to laugh badly and loudly but i’m in the office … i dont want eveyone to look at me too 🙂

    Bechara Newton!!!

    Our heroes can do anything, yes but they cannot win a single gold in gymnastics olympics!

  4. Hasan Mubarak
    Nov 14, 2005 @ 14:27:00

    LOLZ. That was really funny!

    Afterall, we have something in our movies that isn’t copied by Hollywood or Bollywood…

  5. Raheel
    Nov 14, 2005 @ 15:11:00

    hey lets name it as creative insanity.. lolz!

  6. Raheel
    Nov 14, 2005 @ 15:15:00

    khawab, you are missing something really hilarious.

    Papigiulio, lolz.. its a joke but the pakistani movies do have such absurd scenes. Infact the scenes featured in this joke are real.

    Asma, saima and anjuman should seriously try for gymnastics olymipics. bwahahahaha.

    Hasan, shukhar karo itni toh creativity hai. LMAO

  7. little Princess
    Nov 14, 2005 @ 19:16:00

    hahahaha, thats insane!

  8. Raj
    Nov 15, 2005 @ 12:54:00

    You know what, there is an exactly same mail doing the rounds in India but instead of Sultan Rahi its about Rajnikant.

  9. Raheel
    Nov 15, 2005 @ 14:23:00

    princess, insanity at its best!

    raj, yeh I got both versions. I guess Sultan Rahi was more attractive =P

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