3 Cheers to Man Power =p

Why Are Men Happier?

Men Are Just Happier People– What do you expect from such simple creatures? Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take care of themselves. Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President. You can never be pregnant. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park. Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal. You never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just too icky. You don’t have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt. Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected. New shoes don’t cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. You can open all your own jars. You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough. You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes. Everything on your face stays its original colour. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can “do” your nails with a pocket knife. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

No wonder men are happier!

HOPE[v2] again in action!

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11 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Kat
    Oct 13, 2006 @ 17:23:00

    Interesting and mostly true…but sometimes it is nice if some men shave some more besides the face and the neck 🙂

  2. .:*FairyDust*:.
    Oct 13, 2006 @ 18:31:00

    hehehhee, now when you put it this way……

    😉
    nice post! really brought a much-needed smile on my face.

  3. Aamanna
    Oct 14, 2006 @ 00:16:00

    nice analysis …. i would like to hear the same for gals … can u do that?

    ciao

  4. Raheel
    Oct 14, 2006 @ 13:38:00

    lol.. this was an email that I forwarded here. Are any gals to write about their girl power?

  5. Maria
    Oct 16, 2006 @ 04:27:00

    happier? maybe. satisfied? NEVER!

  6. Raheel
    Oct 16, 2006 @ 15:19:00

    LMAO

    Satisfied, this word isn’t our dictionary 😉

  7. Hasan Mubarak
    Oct 16, 2006 @ 19:22:00

    lol! still, these are just ‘some’ of the many benefits that you enjoy being a man!!

  8. Aks..
    Oct 17, 2006 @ 06:55:00

    hmm nice post. i think a same post can b created for gals as well.. infact that would b more lengthy:P

  9. Raheel
    Oct 17, 2006 @ 17:57:00

    hasan, yeeaaaaaaa.. but no ladies first treatment for us 😉
    aks, for sure!

  10. Anonymous
    Oct 19, 2006 @ 01:08:00

    Lolz it was so funny and so true … well I’ll wait for one from gals side … anyone 🙂

    -Asma

  11. Aks..
    Oct 27, 2006 @ 15:28:00

    asma u can read my blog:)

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