Mujhe koi es gutter se nikalo!! (Part two)

This time literally.

When it’s raining, and the person sitting next to you in the bus is sleepy, one uncle is continuously talking with a young stranger and the stranger is completely bored and irritated, one person is complaining about the condition of roads, other person is fighting with other person on the year in which it rained the most in Karachi, and I am laughing seeing people’s condition/misery and what is awaiting for me next. Can it be funnier than this?

It rained for I guess only 50 or so minutes or maybe even less and the whole karachi screwed up. The area where I live a.k.a. North was flooding, literally flooding. Sab kuch todh ke rakh diya, khushaal pakistan my foot, jaisa hai aisa bhi rehne dain toh ganeemat hai! Half of me is in the water, muddy, gross, gutter water and that also floating with God knows where will be the potholes. Why the hell did I decide to wear those off-white pants?! By the time, I was home, it was equivalent to light-poo colored. Cars stuck, kids on the road screaming and all helpless. I had to cross roads filled with water. At every crossroad, waited for 10 minutes to figure out how to pass safely. People makes facing, abusing authorities and what not and yours truly is smiling, not only smiling by laughing.

Pehle toh khuda ke vaastey es tarah ki todh podh ban karo. Sewerage lines ban karo taakey humko gutter main rehne ki pakki addat hojaye aur aisey experiences ko hum roz enjoy karein 😐

En sab se pehle Cricket ko ban karo. Kasam se hamari nakara team se toh gali main bachey acha khelte and that without any lassi, coach or doping. Coach bichare ko bhi heartache de diya. Coach aur en faarig logon per jitne paise lagate hain utna hi education per lagao phir dekho. Waisey hi I hate cricket, ab toh I hate it even more. Aur hamarey log, they rely on cricket team as if they will change the course of the world. Cricket team jeetay gi toh bhi tumhain kuch nahi milne wala material or immaterial. Agar satta lagaya hoga public ne toh bhi nahi kuch mile ga, ulta paise doob jaye ge kyunke yeh team manhoos hai jaise kyunke saas bhi kabhi bahu thi hai! Sab kuch ban kardo. I guess es law-minister ki besharmi ke baad aur en sab harqaton ke baad mujhe bhi kuch gaaliyaan seekh leni chahiye. Achi investment hogi, it will pay off really nicely I guess. Kaam ayegi sach main. Aur added advantage ban bhi nahi hogi.

Sab kuch ban kardo. Now soon a day will come when will be proudly called banistan, corruptistan, blacklisted-istan. Our country needs surf-excel kyunke daag toh achey hote hain. Where are we heading? Read the board, Welcome to gutter-land.

Aur main tumlogon ko itni entertainment de raha hoon do posts se, koi toh bolo it makes you laugh. Ek toh waise hi koi comment karta nahi hai. Kitne kanjuice ho sab. Btw if that criteria makes you that juicy creature then I am the Kanjuice-st of all =p

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5 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Raheel Lakhani
    Mar 21, 2007 @ 03:56:28

    oye hoye, kinni lambi post. maza aagaya!

  2. esSJee
    Mar 22, 2007 @ 00:12:17

    🙂
    made me smile indeed.
    Karachi ki me ye quality sab se zada miss krtee hun k wahan abi pehla katra parta tha or lights chali jati thee or sarkain dariya ban jati thee..yahan pe barish se koi farak nahi parta…wahan hoti thee to sab bachay baray bahar nikal atay thay..yahan galian sunsaaann

    i miss Karachi…wahan barish hoti thee chuttian hojati theen:) yahan koi bahana nahi chalta

  3. JonyBr
    Mar 22, 2007 @ 09:34:40

    haha cha gaye yara…. i was imagining the whole scene lol

  4. Hira
    Mar 23, 2007 @ 22:28:27

    ermm you need to keep in mind the fact that the conditions of the road are the way are because they’re being worked on. other than that crazy karachites are everywhere. and you must know that north is wayyyy better than a lot of other places. lol.

  5. Raheel Lakhani
    Mar 24, 2007 @ 03:12:24

    It is always like this but this time it was way Ganda completely a swimming pool filled with shit. Still I agree north is way better.

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