Jeenay Do BB

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Jeenay Do Bhutto, Pinky, BiBi, Bey or whatever you like yourself to called because there is no nazeer of yours for sure. You are the only one cut-piece there in the world after Bush and Telephone Hussain, and not to forget Meera and Paris Hilton otherwise.

Jeenay Do Benazir, you have always shouted your liver out for Democracy and now you are coming back into the power game by a deal with a military dictator.

Jeenay Do Benazir, after the decision of Mushi to drop your corruption charges. You must face the trail for all these corruption charges. Benazir Bhutto, if you are clean, should must face the trials instead of insisting that you are an innocent ‘thief’.

Thief as formerly said by the President of Pakistan and Robberer, the deserved title that Mr. Cowasjee (whom I respect a lot) has honored u with. Awaam ka paisa kha kha kar aur apne chor corrupt nakarey miyan ko Nelson Mandela of Pakistan keh kar tumko sharam nahi aayi. God help ur intelligence. Does BB even know who Mr. Mandela is and how noble he is and why he had to be jail? BB’s husband isn’t mandela, he is ganda-thela because of which he was jailed. Shameful indeed. Roti Kapda aur Makaan toh choro, you have made the awaam Shirtless and its their rightful money gives you the power actually. Please try to give some logical arguments in press rather than absurd and cheap remarks. What image of Pakistan does she want to project internationally?! Chup raho Benazir.

Ms. Bey, I confess that your rotten Urdu is a treat to listen. When you were PM, I always waited for the news on PTV to get over so I can hear ‘Is parcham ke saaye taley hum ek hain’ because after that song, it was your speech filled with utmost stupidity and constipated tone which was much hilarious than Simon Cowell’s comments that got aired. Your lack of linguistic skills provides the whole awaam of Pakistan bundles of laughter but that isn’t a good attribute for being a PM so Jeenay Do Benazir.

Jeenay Do Benazir, supporting and funding Taliban when you were in your uselessly using your power and now using the spread of that force as a reason to condemn Musharraf. Great cunningness, I must admit.

Jeenay Do Benazir because while your party workers and well-wishers(only for the reason that you sponsor them) are dancing on Sindhi tunes outside Bilawal House and you are creating provincial prejudice among people by your silly statements in the interviews.

Jeenay Do Benazir, living in London and Dubai out of your choice surely shows how patriotic and worried are you about your fellow countrymen?! *raises his eyebrows*

Are you Pakistani? You have always been America’s chamchee. Uper se you don’t even know Urdu. Okay I know that most of the Pakistani awaam don’t know the perfect Urdu but still they are far better than you. How can you be a PM when you don’t know the national language and have firangi spirit. Benazir you are the DAUGHTER of Bhutto – and not Pakistan – who SLAUGHTERS the Pakistan and its public.

Go and join White House, not for a change. That would be better because at least the innocent Pakistani public will see your true color. Jeenay Do Pinky BB.

With a serious tone, the MASOOM public doesn’t know the actual face of Politicians. We know Benazir, who always gave gaaliyan to the best of the worsts Politician, yes he is one, Musharraf is now drooling for a deal to get into power. Such a lota politics! We also know how good was Bhutto. Abusing America doesn’t do any good. Some good policies for the public surely does which I don’t think he did. He was also corrupt. Both Benazir and Nawaz had their chances where they proved themselves to be pure thags so I don’t think they should get another chance. They were there not for democracy but demo-crisis and still I don’t see any change. They should be charged for their cases and thrown out of Politics which I know is kind of impossible in our country. PPP claims that they don’t believe or respect Judiciary or Law, they want people to decide. Lolz. People who are ignorant or have been bought as a commodity buy not-so-mohtarm mohtarma.

Go Muchi Wala Mushi Go, you are the best out of the worsts. Go improve!

God help Pakistan!

PS: Freedom of speech should be respected.
PSS: I am back to blogging arena with this post. Your support and interaction is the only thing which will keep me going so do visit and comment. I will try to do same.

Daastane Dard-e-Khisko: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/08/30/wpak130.xml

Naraye PPP:
tareekh ka dhara paltay ga
har ghar sey bhutto niklayga

Allah na karey! Bad duyan hi de sakti hai PPP apni awaam ko. Bachao! Wapis aarahi hai Pinky Karachi Lahore lootney.

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21 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Khawab
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 12:19:40

    very well written….
    all we can do is pray…its sad how one after another corrupted politician come into power and our so called ‘in-power’ awam cant do anything :S

  2. Shahzad Khan
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 12:56:45

    Thats one good read man… I like what you said, though I m not much of a politically interested guy ! 🙂

  3. Teeth Maestro
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 13:13:15

    Truly spoken from the heart. well done,

    Welcome back after this brief absence….

  4. Raheel Lakhani
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 13:26:59

    khawab, if educated and professional people come in parliament there is some hope but that is also kind of impossible.

    shahzad, BB Bashing is Boombastic Fun!

    TM, Thanks.. and Raheel Returns =P

  5. sid
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 15:27:13

    u know what i’m thinking.

    15th october we had a Blog Action Day where a lot of bloggers posted abt their support for the envirnomental cause. we should have a Pakistani version to show how united all of us are when we say we are sick and tired of these politicians.

    I like the post but I disagree with your point on ‘Musharraf: best of the worsts’. even if this is true, that is no reason to support him. its abt time we collectively exhibited our intolerance for any sort of corruption coz Musharraf is already cashing in on his ‘Im the only choice you have’ attitude. We should stand up and say and no, you re not the only choice we have. we do not accept any more of this.

    *sit down in a corner and wonders what other choices this nation has…
    gives up.

    we need to change as a nation.. i wonder how that will ever happen.

  6. Maria
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 16:33:58

    Haha! Good come-back, Bubloo. Honestly, I haven’t yet come across a single person who’s happy with her return, nor do I think I will. Actually, it’s a good sign, but in the end, who gives a damn there to public.

    Waisay, BB jee should read all these love letters you guys are writing, keep ’em comin’ 😉

  7. The Pakistani Spectator
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 17:46:21

  8. Hira
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 21:22:59

    dont you think this is a bit too biased on your part?

  9. Raheel Lakhani
    Oct 18, 2007 @ 22:51:40

    Sid, the idea is good and you are making perfect sense but the way the world politics is today and the conditions that Pakistan are facing, you still need Musharraf and that is a fact. I think he has a tailored version of Democracy but then there has never been pure democracy in Pakistan so on the positive side, there is something better than nothing.

    Maria, *woo*

    Hira, yes it is. Opinions are always biased. What I see and what I hear makes those opinions actually.

  10. Saady
    Oct 19, 2007 @ 00:10:59

    I like the Urdu remark .. haha… i dont know why…but i really really dont like her…or her dad !

  11. Raheel Lakhani
    Oct 19, 2007 @ 01:51:19

    Saady, I hate them and I also know the reasons. *winks*

  12. unaizanasim
    Oct 19, 2007 @ 19:14:20

    Im glad you are back ..and jeenay hi na dey yeh bibi.

  13. Raheel
    Oct 20, 2007 @ 00:15:47

    unaiza, aur kia 9 saal ke baad teen din ke liye aai hai aur pehle din hi saari kasar khatam kardi. saarey badley le liye. i am angry… argh!!

  14. Wont Tell
    Oct 20, 2007 @ 14:26:02

    YEAH THIS GUY’S RIGHT
    BEAZIR DESERVES TO DIE
    THE ONLY REASON SHE CAME BACK IS PROBABLY BECAUSE SHE’S OUT OF MONEY AND HUNGRY
    FOR MORE MONEY TO STEAL FROM THE POOR PAKISTANI AWAM

    HEY U KNOW AFTER SEEING HER BUSH HAS GAINED A TEENY TINY RESPECT FORM ME (THOUGH I STILL HATE HIM)

    BECAUSE HE DOESNT ATLEAST PRETEND TO SOMEONE HE’S NOT
    BENAZIR NAARAY LAGA RAHI HAI JAMOORIA JAMOORIA
    BAKWAAS BAKWAAS
    AGAR WOH NA HOTI TO PAKISTAN KHUSH HOTA

    PPP ONLY WANT HER AND ARE RESPECTING HER SO THAT THEY CAN HAVE THEIR BLACK BUSINESS GOTTEN AWAY WITH

    I FEEL SORRY FOR ALL THE LIVES THAT WERE LOST FOR PAKISTAN
    BECAUSE OF THESE POLITICIANS THERE IS NO MEANING LEFT TO THESE SACRIFICES

    JEENAY DO BENAZIR

  15. Wont Tell
    Oct 20, 2007 @ 14:33:47

    this is a message from me to bb and musharraf
    on behalf of my brethren

    this isnt ur country

    !!!!!!!!!!!!ITS OUR COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. Raza
    Oct 21, 2007 @ 10:00:27

    Very nice post man! Echoes my sentiments exactly!

  17. Raheel
    Oct 21, 2007 @ 11:48:49

    Won’t Tell and Raza, Yaay!! for the like-mindedness 🙂

    Thanks for ur comments.

  18. a s m a
    Oct 21, 2007 @ 18:21:01

    Raheel, that was awesome.

    I read it thrice and equally enjoyed the BB flavors you’ve put into this post 🙂

    Shabash … awaam’s reflected well … Bravo!!

  19. Raheel Lakhani
    Oct 22, 2007 @ 02:51:13

    Asma, adaab adaab shukriya shukriya

  20. arataster
    Oct 23, 2007 @ 13:34:19

    woohoo awesome post to return with..

    all hail BB haters!

  21. arataster
    Oct 23, 2007 @ 14:23:32

    you been tagged! 😀

    http://arataster.blogspot.com/

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